This is just cute!
Month: October 2010
When love fades………….
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen.
“What would you like for dinner my Love?… Chicken, beef or lamb?”
I said, “Thank you dear, I’ll have chicken.”
She replied “You’re having soup, stupid, I was talking to the dog.”
Quote of the day
Quote of the day:
‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.’
MothersHeart 