Month: December 2010

The Sound of Music

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Cover of "The Sound of Music (Two-Disc 40...
Cover via Amazon

 

As Im sure most know of the Sound of Music – which was just here
on TV in at least my area which i watched and
always enjoy … this I’ve seen before but so totally
worth watching and enjoying again!
 
Deb
 
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Subject: Antwerp train station 
  

This video was made in the  Antwerp , Belgium Central (Train)
Station on March 23, 2009, with no warning to the
passengers passing through the station.  
At 8:00 am a recording of Julie Andrews singing ‘Do, Re, Mi’
begins to play on the public address system.

As the bemused passengers watch in amazement, some 200 dancers
begin to appear from the crowd and station entrances.

They created this amazing stunt with just two rehearsals!

Enjoy!

Here is the LINK
(speakers on!!)

 

Ricotta Cheese Cookies

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This much-loved cookie recipe is quick, easy, delicious, and pretty. You can’t go wrong!

Makes about 100

For the cookies:
1 cup butter, softened
2 cups granulated sugar
1 (15 ounce) container of ricotta cheese
3 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
4 cups all-purpose flour

For the glaze:
1 cup powdered sugar
milk
sprinkles

Preheat oven to 350 F. Mix all of the cookie ingredients well until the dough sticks together into a big ball. It will be sticky. Drop by teaspoonfulls on an ungreased cookie sheet. Bake 10 minutes or until the bottoms turn golden brown. Let cool for 1 minute and then transfer to wire racks to cool completely. In a small saucepan slowly stir milk into the powdered sugar until it creates a glaze thin enough to be spread over the cookies. Stir over low heat then spread over cooled cookies. Quickly top with sprinkles.

Note: Photo donated by the American Dairy Association. Many people write to ask if there is an error in the recipe because there are no eggs. This is an eggless recipe, no eggs are required.

The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven !!

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Queen Elizabeth
And

 Dolly Parton

 

Die on the same day and they both go
Before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day,
So the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular
Reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, ‘Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created,
And I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.’
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down.

 

Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

 The Angel says, ‘OK, your Majesty, you may go in.’
Dolly is outraged and asks, ‘What was that all about?
I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?’
‘Sorry, Dolly,’ says the Angel, ‘but even in Heaven,

 

 

A Royal Flush

Beats a Pair – 
     No Matter How Big They Are.

 

REALLY a MUST read Please!

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Electronic Credit Card Pick Pocketing ….Got this in e-mail and interesting!!!!

Maybe worth your viewing!

The LINK………

Republican vs. Democratic Women

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This is a HOOT!!!

Please View this You Tube……….

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=sXzrUztyd1Y

POOF and the light goes off

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A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come
back with normal results. The doctor says, ‘Jerry, everything
looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?’

Jerry replies, ‘God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he’s fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go
to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I’m done,
*poof*!, the light goes off.’

‘Wow, that’s incredible,’ the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Jerry’s wife.
‘ Ginger ,’ he says, ‘Jerry is doing fine but I had to call you
because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that
he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in
the bathroom, and when he’s done, *poof*!the light goes off?’

‘OH MY GOD!’ Ginger exclaims.  ‘He’s peeing in the fridge again!!!!’

WHAT’S IN A NUMBER?

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There were 33 Chilean miners trapped in that mine.  They were found in the 33rd week of the year.  It took 33 days to drill the passage to them.  They were rescued on 10/13/10, which equals 33 when added together.  To a man, they credit Jesus for sustaining them.  Jesus was crucified when he was how old???  33…
 
No matter your beliefs…that is amazing!

WORLD MATHEMATICS

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can

spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love

him a little

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to

understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a

lot more willing to die. 
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she

does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING

MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs

and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started

doing the same thing to them at funerals.

SUV Birthday Present……

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Two old guys talking…
 
One said to the other: “My 69th birthday yesterday. Wife give me a

SUV.” 
  
Other guy: “Day-ammm! Ain’t dat’s sump’m! Imagine, a SUV! What a

great giff!” 
 
First guy: “Yup.    Socks, Underwear and Viagra!”

Lost in DC

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Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge

credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,

he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the

minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can

hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that

most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd

bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running

up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics

and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and

the week after that he’s with Muslims.

Finally, the last straw. He’s demanding that before anyone can be in

the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It’s just so

horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,
Lost in DC

Dear Lost,
Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want.

The rest of us are stuck with this -ss-hole for two more years!