COWS

 Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
 that our government can track a cow born in Canada
 almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
 sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked
 her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
 illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we
 should give them all a cow.
 

THE CONSTITUTION

  They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
 Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written
 by a lot of really smart guys, it’s worked for over
 200 years and we’re not using it anymore.
 

 TEN COMMANDMENTS

 The real reason that we can’t have the Ten
 Commandments in a courthouse……..

You cannot post
 “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit
 Adultery” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full
 of lawyers, judges and politicians — it creates a
 hostile work environment.