NEVER CHOKE IN A

SOUTHERN RESTAURANT

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they set awhile, talkin bout’ the latest addition to their junkyard business

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says “Kin ya swallar?”

The Woman shakes her head no.

“Kin ya breathe?”

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up The back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her Right butt cheek a big, wet lick with his tongue

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, “Ya know, I’ d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’, but I ain’t never seen nobody do it.”

Deborah…I’m from North Carolina … so I relate!!

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